About those millipedes... I am thinking that there should be some way they could be deemed useful...
And wondering if I might start saving them to give away for Christmas gifts: you know - Share the Joy. I would like to believe they are seasonal, and they (even with the miniscule brains they have to work with) could be thinking I will miss them when they are gone. So I am going to get some jars and start stockpiling them for those long cold dark damp winter days when they are not out there reproducing faster than bunnies, and squeezing their wormy little selves into my kitchen. In case I get lonesome and miss their creepy crawling little exoskeletons so much I feel the need to scatter some of the little pin-wheel-like crunchy corpses on the floor in the absence of the lively little bugs.
So don't be surprised with something totally unexpected in your Christmas stocking, that might look more like a science fair project than something someone lovingly chose as the perfect gift for holiday sharing.
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